The brand Pachais a globally recognised name and rightly so. It is widely known as being the iconic, glamorous, and historic nightclub that helped create the legendary dance culture on Ibiza52 years ago.
So when the opportunity to party VIP at the height of summer arose, I knew I had to take it. As a White Island virgin at the ripe age of 38, I wondered if my more "chilled" outlook on nights out these days would see me last the distance until the 6am curfew. Let's face it, in recent years, that time of day for me is more likely to be the start of the working day rather than still sipping tequila alongside thousands of revellers.
But, I knew I had to throw myself into the legend that is Pacha in full forceas Dutch DJ Mau P headlined his fantastic Baddest Behaviour residency. Unlike some of the party island veterans, this may well have turned out to be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for me. And it's safe to say that from the outset, the labyrinth that is Pacha Ibiza dragged me fully into its core.
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In the beginning, it was clear that the iconic spot isn't just resting on its name and hoping legends of the past keep it afloat. In fact, as I was shown around at the start of the night, one passionate worker - who proudly shared he had been with the company for over 40 years - admitted his old office space is now an outdoor toilet as the space continues to evolve with the changes of society.
Explaining how Pacha is determined to keep moving with the times and add to the experience, he revealed that the smoking ban and the Covid pandemic made it a necessity to expand. This left the venue deciding to create further high-end boutique spots for its expectant revellers. But even as it grows, the space still gives off its unique vibes at every turn.
A special shout-out has to go out to the Paradiso rooftop bar. While anyone with a Pacha ticket can enter this area before midnight, it's a welcome addition for those looking for a secluded pre-drink before hitting the dance floor until the early hours.
From walking through the Pacha Family outside spot, and also the Paradiso bar, it was noticeable that the venue was focusing on enhanced comfort with its open-top forest-like feel.
But once inside the venue, there were twists and turns that opened up new worlds thanks to an electronically tagged wristband. From the exclusive Ricardo's room, to the special section floating above and behind the DJ booth to party the night away, the freedom to roam offered a lot more space. For those wanting to immerse themselves truly into the Pacha feel, you could also take to the main floor and embrace the busier vibe under the strobe lights and smoke cannons.

It's clear the club takes pride in creating a buzz with its bolder than ever lighting displays and 360-degree immersive visuals. But despite all of the luxuries of the Pacha club and its impressive VIP, there was one thing throughout that surprised me - the apparent openness of smoking. As a non-smoker, this threw me back to my heavier partying days circa 2005 - just before the smoking ban came into play.
And while the smoking ban has created bougie outdoor elements, it seemed as though there may have been a much more relaxed take in certain private areas.
But is Pacha Ibiza VIP worth it? For this ageing dad-of-one, I'd definitely say yes - and I'm sure after taking it all in, it's a benefit for those of all ages to fully experience one of the most iconic spots in the dance world.
Asfor the Ibiza Final Boss, long may he enjoy his newfound fame and VIP treatment. He is lucky enough to be living his best life this summer - something I would also certainly do if anyone was to film this ginger Mr Muscle character-of-old lookalike!
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