Who's Most Likely to Catch Feelings at a Spring Wedding Based on Their Venus Sign

Weddings: the emotional Hunger Games of spring. One minute it’s polite claps for the vows, next thing it’s crying into the salad because the best man smells like lavender and trauma. Enter the Venus signs — the undercover agents of love who either fall headfirst or eye-roll through Cupid’s nonsense.

Venus in Pisces
Certified Hallmark movie behavior. Tears before the cake’s even cut. Probably fantasizing a rom-com montage with the bartender after one polite “how’s the night going?”

Venus in Cancer
Emotionally attached by dessert. After hearing the vows, secretly mapping out future anniversaries with someone they just met by the shrimp platter.

Venus in Libra
Heart eyes at the floral arrangements and at the person adjusting their tie just right. Will flirt mid-toast and pretend it’s just about the wine. It’s not.

Venus in Taurus
Claims indifference, but melts if someone shares a dessert or offers a jacket. Sensuality in slow motion. Sturdy crush, no refund policy.

Venus in Leo
Will catch feelings if someone claps the loudest at their impromptu dance-floor moment. Needs an audience and one admirer minimum. Bonus points for dramatic eye contact.

Venus in Sagittarius
Laughs at the bouquet toss, catches feelings during the group dance. Crush may or may not live in another country. It adds to the mystery.

Venus in Scorpio
Won’t show it, but is already emotionally bonded to the wedding singer. One intense glance and it’s a soulmate investigation underway. Secrets will be kept. And analyzed.

Venus in Aries
Falls in love between “you may kiss the bride” and the first glass of champagne. No regrets, full send, might propose by the end of the night.

Venus in Virgo
Skeptical until someone offers practical compliments and napkin-folding skills. Love blooms slowly, like a spreadsheet... with butterflies.

Venus in Aquarius
Emotionally allergic to tradition, but might feel something if someone critiques the DJ playlist with equal sarcasm. Love, but off-brand.

Venus in Gemini
Flirts with everyone. Falls for the one who matches their meme energy and can keep up in a five-topic convo. Feelings fluctuate like reception bars.

Venus in Capricorn
Won’t fall unless it’s structured and long-term viable. But if someone mentions real estate goals during the garter toss—game over.